Digital Cleansing Rite

Digital Cleansing Rite

Think of this as a tech exorcism with fewer Latin chants and more common sense.

First, I show you how to boot the clingy ghost of Windows out of your machine—goodbye bloat, farewell surveillance, take your mystery processes with you. Then together, we'll usher you into the calm, uncluttered world of Linux, where your computer finally behaves like it belongs to you.

Your phone gets a purge too.

Fewer notifications, fewer spies, fewer apps whispering your secrets to whoever pays. And for your notes? We'll nudge you away from Notion’s corporate oubliette and into the open-source sanctuary of Obsidian, where your thoughts stay yours.

It’s cleaner. It’s quieter. It’s a little rebellious.
And once you’ve done it, you’ll wonder why you ever let your tech run the show.